What's that? You want to give me more money?

So I got a phone call from my new employer this morning. (Ok, well it was the HR guy)and
He said: I was looking at your resume and it says here you have a BA.

I said: Yes.

He said: Can you prove you have a BA?

I said: Like with my transcripts?

He said: Yes.

I said: Yes.

He said: The reason I'm asking is we give a stipend for that.

I said: Really?

He said: Yes, it's 700 bucks more.

I said: Really?

He said: Bring your transcripts with you on Monday and we'll get that settled.

I said: Definitely. I'll see you Monday.

Then what did I do? A little dance of joy!!!