Monday, October 13, 2008

Missing: 5 pounds

These pounds are sneaky and hide in unassuming foods like pizza and ice cream. They may attempt to blend in with the rest of your body without you noticing until it is too late. Pounds are more fertile than bunnies and will multiply every time you blink. If spotted, call for help.

(Four weeks, five pounds? I am now back to where I was when Melly was first born. Now all I have to do is lose the other 50. That's not so hard.)

1 comment:

Mr. W said...

Job?