Skeeter eater

So I am standing next to my tent at Tahoe and changing out of my faire garb into street clothes... I have managed to get a tank top on and a bra (go me) and was getting another shirt to put over it when a skeeter-eater comes flying right at me... And then it dive bombed my boobs!!! It went straight down my cleavage! I then did the panic dance of trying to get it out and pulling my shirt up and sweeping my hand down. After a few seconds the little bug flys out the bottom. I swear it was smiling. I have never been felt up by a bug before.