If you give a baby a cupcake...

When you throw a baby a party, you must first make sure the decorations are up to her standards.

Then you must feed her wholesome foods such as potato chips and bread.

After that, you must offer the baby a cupcake while singing "Happy Birthday".

Then the baby will discover that the cupcake is just about the best thing ever and will devourer it.

At that point all bets are off.

Except, of course, that a good time will be had by all.

Cheers!